Dec
12
2008
This is bad. I mean really, really bad.
So here’s the deal. Mother’s Cookies has gone out of business – you know the company that makes those delicious iced oatmeal cookies and the variety bags, and most importantly, circus animal cookies. I’m sure you’re thinking, “Big whoop, who eats those cookies anyways?” I’ll let you take [...]
Dec
10
2008
So, I was all set, writing my post about how insanely busy I am because, people, I’m trying to plan a wedding, make new greeting cards, buy Christmas presents which I then have to ship overseas (think of me as your standing in line waiting to mail your domestic package, think of me) while still [...]
Sep
10
2008
So, dear readers, I have done it.
Yes, little ole me has figured out how to end wars worldwide, bring disgruntled party leaders together, and unite the disenfranchised with the, well, franchised.
Ahem. From here on out, every important meeting, negotiation, merger and, heck, first date should be required to drink from these mustache glasses by Bread [...]
Sep
09
2008
I used to know this uber-cool girl that worked at our local coffee shop and one day she started showing up in outfits that, even for her, were a bit over-the-top. When I asked her about it, she told me she was wearing everything in her closet once to determine if she really liked it [...]
Sep
02
2008
I don’t know what it is about mascara. Our relationship always begins full of promise. I know, really know, that this time will be different. This time my mascara will uphold the ideals set by make-up companies the world over. This time it will go on without clumping. It will separate my lashes. And most [...]
