Jun
26
2009
So remember awhile back when I decided it would be a good idea to wear everything in my closet once? BTW, a very dumb thing to do. In fact so totally idiotic, it resulted in my wearing this shirt out in public.
(I’ll give your eyes a moment to recover.)
After that debacle I purged my closet [...]
Sep
02
2008
I don’t know what it is about mascara. Our relationship always begins full of promise. I know, really know, that this time will be different. This time my mascara will uphold the ideals set by make-up companies the world over. This time it will go on without clumping. It will separate my lashes. And most [...]
Aug
01
2008
Should it worry me that the grocery store is fully stocked with ink and dye removers but are completely sold out of the version that “removes blood”?
Psychopaths aside, this little stain remover is my new Annie-Sullivan-in-a-bottle. I have a bad habit of dumping perfectly good iced Americano down my front every time I wear [...]
