Dec
12
2008
This is bad. I mean really, really bad.
So here’s the deal. Mother’s Cookies has gone out of business – you know the company that makes those delicious iced oatmeal cookies and the variety bags, and most importantly, circus animal cookies. I’m sure you’re thinking, “Big whoop, who eats those cookies anyways?” I’ll let you take [...]
Dec
10
2008
So, I was all set, writing my post about how insanely busy I am because, people, I’m trying to plan a wedding, make new greeting cards, buy Christmas presents which I then have to ship overseas (think of me as your standing in line waiting to mail your domestic package, think of me) while still [...]
Sep
10
2008
So, dear readers, I have done it.
Yes, little ole me has figured out how to end wars worldwide, bring disgruntled party leaders together, and unite the disenfranchised with the, well, franchised.
Ahem. From here on out, every important meeting, negotiation, merger and, heck, first date should be required to drink from these mustache glasses by Bread [...]
Aug
01
2008
Should it worry me that the grocery store is fully stocked with ink and dye removers but are completely sold out of the version that “removes blood”?
Psychopaths aside, this little stain remover is my new Annie-Sullivan-in-a-bottle. I have a bad habit of dumping perfectly good iced Americano down my front every time I wear [...]
