Good Afternoon Readers!
Today I’d like to introduce you to a dear friend of mine, Penne.
Look at how lovely she is. Such shiny hair and…
Holy hell! Where’d she go? We were just talking about her and suddenly there’s this person with… Wait a minute. There she is. I just didn’t recognize her because she went all incognito on us with her new Incogneato Mustache! Phew!
And here she is again! Always the master of disguise, Penne uses her mustache to portray someone thinking very, very hard. Perhaps coming up with a catchy name for How Fab’s mustache? Why yes she is! The Incogneato it is!
The Incogneato can be used for a variety situations – hiding from your boss, unexpected run-ins with your ex, merging seamlessly with barbershop quartets. And, with its handy, fold-up feature, you’ll never again be caught out without your ‘stache.
Want your own Incogneato Mustache? Of course you do! Send me a quick email with your address and I’ll put it in the mail to you (free!). Offer is good until October 31 and then, well, you’re on your own. *Sorry, I can only send to US addresses at this time because, well, I’m not rich. If you want to find me a sugar daddy though, we can talk.
(Yes, Penne thought up Incogneato, which is quite possibly the perfect name for a mustache. Check out more of Penne’s wittiness here.)
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I am quite certain there have never been three pictures of me all in one place ever before besides my Daddy’s wallet. Good thing no-one will recognize me in at least two of them….incogNEATO!!!!
I got mine and I LOVE it. So cute. Fun. Fabulous!
Just about to post and link to you here.
Thank you!!
So glad you like it, Kat! I’m sure you look incredibly fab with it!