Jeepers.
Possible uses:
“Jeeeee-pers. If that firefighter’s chest were any broader, I’d have to set fire to my house just to check it’s for real.”
“Jeepers, Mr. Mulroney! With the amount of work you expect me to get done in a week, you’d think weekends were for working!”
“Jeepers! If my hair looked any better today, they would have to create a plaster mold out of it and then manufacture millions of plastic Kara-heads so that everyone in the universe could carry one around with them as a reminder that a really good hair day is actually possible!”
“Jeepers. Celine Dion really thought it was a good idea to start rapping?”
(Scroll ahead to about :56 for the real fun).
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Here’s a little rap I wrote for the big C.
Now I’m Celine and I’m here to say
I married an old guy to pave my way
I sing real high
And I sing real loud
And I beat my chest in front of a crowd.
I’m skinny and Canadian, I speak French
I live in Vegas I’m a total wench.
My hubby got accused of raping lots of women
And losing a mill a week on legal gamblin’
He makes a fool of himself all over town
But at least he be better than Bobby Brown.
Word to you, Whitney.
Now you, Penne, you, I would pay $150 to see rap on stage. Um, is that enough commas for you?