Saving Lazy Lives Everywhere

Should it worry me that the grocery store is fully stocked with ink and dye removers but are completely sold out of the version that “removes blood”?

Psychopaths aside, this little stain remover is my new Annie-Sullivan-in-a-bottle. I have a bad habit of dumping perfectly good iced Americano down my front every time I wear a white shirt. It doesn’t matter if it’s a jogging T, cute ruffle-y number, tank top – if it’s white, it has a huge coffee stain on it. Thank the mighty gods above that some smart person took pity on the inept drinkers of the world and came up with this coffee stain remover that actually works.

And it works even if you’ve already washed your shirt. Twice. And then dried it. And then wore it out pretending you “just now noticed” that there was a huge stain on the front. And then didn’t even feel guilty because you really needed a white shirt to match your favorite flowered skirt.

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2 Comments

  1. Posted August 28, 2008 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    More, more! Tell me more!

    And I’m so sorry that I bought up all the blood stain remover. It’s just that there was a team building session at work, and well…things got outta hand.

    heart, P.

  2. Eilis
    Posted September 2, 2008 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    It still works after drying too?! Aha, now I can go back to drinking my lattes! What would I do without a fabulista in my life?

    Thank you, o wise one, and I can’t wait for more tips!

    e.

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